Imagination is everything…
Archive for January, 2010
My Thank You to the Community
Jan 24th
I like Folaji.com.
I like it because this is probably the first site that I’ve ever created for myself, and after a year and a half online, I find nothing more relaxing than sitting back and looking at my site, which I built the way I wanted to, without the constant input from some external party about advertising revenues and traffic statistics.
Its not that I hate developing sites for other, I’ve been doing that for as long as I can remember, and I don’t see any reason why I would stop. But there is something liberating about creating a site that is yours and yours alone, a site where you have final say on content, look and feel, and overall organization.
And that’s what Folaji.com is for me: a place I can escape to and be myself, where I can publish ideas, stories, and videos that had once only been a sentence on a piece of paper in an old binder. A place where others can come and read those stories, discuss them, and share their own if they would like. (Ok, maybe the Folaji.com community isn’t big enough for that yet, but hey, I can dream, can’t I?)
Alright, so why am I writing all this? Well, I came to the realization a few days ago that none of this would be possible if not for the array of wonderful free web tools available online. When you look at this site, you should understand that the look and feel, the blog engine, the different tools showing up on the side bar, were all developed by a large online community of bloggers and developers that offer their products for free. If it weren’t for these people and their willingness to share their tools with the online community, then Folaji.com would only be a shadow of its current self.
So I decided that, as a thank you for everyone’s efforts, I would take the time over the coming months to review each widget, plugin and tool I use on Folaji.com. This would be my way of thanking the community for such great work, and for allowing me to create this site, and hopefully will encourage others to do the same.
Underground
Jan 22nd
I stared at the open bag, estimating that it must’ve held at least 50 grand. I then quickly closed it, and asked Steve if he’d lost his mind, to which he replied with a series of broken sentences regarding gambling debts and unpaid rent. I attempted to explain how this wasn’t the answer, and tried to convince him to give himself up to the police.
“Everything was going great until you showed up and brought them with you!” he replied, throwing his backpack back on top of his shoulders.
The intercom crackled once more, advising all passengers to exit the station and again mentioning code 54-A. Both our heartbeats raced as we panicked, trying to figure out what to do.
From above we heard footsteps rushing down the stairs accompanied by the sounds of guns cocking. Stuck in the corner, Steve and I looked down at the metro rails. We both knew this was our only way out, so we hopped down onto the tracks and began running into the dark underground tunnel of the metro, occasionally looking back to ensure no train was going to run us down. As our feet quickly moved us away from the cops, we heard their radios come on and off as they searched for us. Luckily, they didn’t know if we were dangerous or not – though I assume Officer Murray was able to convince them we were – so they would probably take their time in searching the station, covering and securing every corner before moving on.
We continued down the track and soon saw a parked train in the distance. We ran along side of it, up to what seemed like a small metro station, and then found the end of the tunnel. Steve explained that this was the employee entrance, which meant we could walk out of the station as did the train conductors.
We tried a few doors only to find that they were all locked, and finally gave up and sat down on the platform floor. My mind was spinning, but obviously not as much as Steve’s. He began shaking, saying incoherent things and incomplete sentences regarding jail, gambling, dept and murder. I realized at that moment that I obviously didn’t know the guy as much as I thought I did. Nevertheless, I tried to calm him down, telling him that everything was going to be okay. Truth be told, however, I wasn’t so certain of that myself. I knew it was only a matter of time before the SWAT team would come walking down the track, and they’d find the two of us, sitting casually in this small, dark station.
Maybe they’d be nice with us if we surrendered, I thought to myself.
“You kids need help?”
The voice echoed in the darkness of the station and made both Steve and I jump to our feet. We looked around for the person who’d spoken, but saw only shadows and darkness. Then, as though appearing out of nowhere, a tall lean man with bushy hair and a beard appeared before us.
“I presume those cops be lookin’ for both of ya?” he asked with a lisp that could only be caused by the many teeth he was missing. We both nodded slowly, uncertain if we could trust him.
“Well,” he continued, clearing his throat, “if ya don’t want ‘em to find ya, better come this way.”
The man turned and began walking to the other side of the track. From there, he climbed up a wall and shimmied his way into a crack about four feet tall and one foot wide. Steve and I both looked at ourselves, somewhat puzzled, and figured we didn’t have much choice but to follow him.
We hopped down onto the track and climbed up the other side. I squeezed through the crack first, the sharp stone scratching both my arms. Once I was through it was Steve’s turn, and he pushed himself halfway before coming to a complete stop.
“Ah shit dude, I’m stuck,” he said, trying to pull himself out of the crack.
“Yea, I think its your backpack, seems to be caught on something,” I said, looking over his shoulder. “Can you back out?”
Steve answered with a shake of the head: he wasn’t going anywhere. I put my hand against the backpack and tried to pull it, but it wouldn’t budge. We tried once more, and then we froze like deer caught in headlights.
“Do you hear that?” Steve quietly whispered to me, sweat dripping from his brow.
“Yes,” I answered, trying to move as little as possible.
The echoes of quiet footsteps could be heard from behind Steve, which could only mean that a small group of someones were walking down the tunnel towards us. Those someones, I assumed, were members of the SWAT team, and a radio cackle confirmed my suspicion.
“What are you two doing?” The lean man that had lead us to this crack in the wall asked from a distance.
“We need to go, now!” I told Steve as forcefully as I could without raising my voice.
“But I’m stuck!”
“No, you’re not stuck, your back pack is, take it off and lets go!”
Steve looked at me as though I had just betrayed him: it was clear that he wasn’t going to leave the backpack behind. I plunged my hand into his bag and searched around, finding the pliers he’d used to remove my handcuffs earlier during the night. The pliers were multi-use – kind of like two Swiss Army Knives attached at the ends – and I opened them up and pulled out the knife part. Then, with little effort, I sliced through the bag’s straps, separating it from Steve, who came crashing to the ground with a swear and a thud.
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing? I need that!” Steve shouted, some of the money falling out of the backpack that swung on the wall.
My reply was to grab him and slap him across the face, which quickly made him realize what he’d just done. We then turned and quickly ran away as we heard someone shouting from the other side of the crack.
“They’re over here! Through the crack in the wall!”
Flash Imagination #4
Jan 18th
This is an older pic (taken from a trip to Roswell 2-3 years back), and I figure it could make for an interesting Flash Imagination post, so here goes:
The alien had landed only a few yards from his cottage. Lazer gun cocked and ready for shooting, he’d stormed out of his flying saucer and demanded that Bill come with them.
It was only after a lot of talking and a few beers that Bill’d convinced the alien to stay for a while and enjoy the night sky. In the end, the alien was so drunk he began playing games with Bill, one of which was to copy everything Bill was doing.
This was fun at first, and both alien and human laughed. They laughed when they both chugged beers at the same time, laughed when the alien followed bill into the woods, and laughed when they both sat side by side in the outhouse, pretending to read the newspaper.
And insert bad probing joke here…
Down With The Sickness RockBand Video Now On YouTube
Jan 17th
Back in June of last year, a couple of friends and I came out with a RockBand video of Disturbed’s Down With The Sickness. At the time I was unable to add the video to YouTube because of the song being copywrited.
While I was moving files around on the site, I found the video and in a fit of nostalgia decided to look at it again. I found the post on Folaji.com, and noticed the video wasn’t showing up. So I took advantage of this opportunity to try my luck with YouTube again, and I got the video to work!
So, check it out (if you hadn’t already) and enjoy!
Changes and Upgrades
Jan 16th
Well, there have been a few changes to the site today.
First, the WordPress engine has been upgraded to the latest version. This upgrade has been a long time coming, but hadn’t been applied yet due to incompatibility with certain plugins. If you’re interested in details of the upgrade, you can view a quick video in the link below. Its mostly back end changes that make my life easier, but hey, who doesn’t want to make my life easier, right?
Next bit of news, the Forums have been retired/removed/not there anymore. Now this shouldn’t be a surprise as I’d explained how I planned to remove them a couple of weeks back. I just want to say that the people at SimplePress have made a wonderful forums plugin, but when it came down too it, however, the forums were simply no longer useful for this site.
But what happened to all the cool stuff we talked about?
I did make a backup before uninstalling the plugin, so everything is still somewhere. Also, I’ve moved the RAWR update posts to the blog, and you can now find them under the DnD Weekly Updates category (there’s also a link on the RAWR page).
Oh, and one more thing: I have another blog hidden somewhere on the web that I’ll be incorporating with Folaji.com. I’ve been thinking about it, and although the subject matter of the other blog is not really related to this site, there’s no real reason why I can’t merge the two together and just create a different category on this site. So, expect some different and interesting content in the coming weeks.

